21 clean Halloween jokes to tell your cub scouts

I am known as the joke man at Cub Scouts. I always have a joke ready for our opening. I'm always on the lookout for good clean funny jokes. Here are a few for Halloween. 

1. What do ghosts eat for supper? Spooketi

2. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

3. What room does a ghost not need? A living room!

4. Who did Frankenstein take to the dance? His “ghoul” friend!

5. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Shamboo!

6. When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat? When you’re a mouse.

7. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

8. Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit.

9. What do vampires take when they are sick? Coffin drops!

10. What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire? Count Quackula!

11. Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!

12. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? At the casketeria.

13. What is a vampires favorite holiday?  Fangsgiving

14. What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebs

15. Which building does Dracula visit in New York? The Vampire State Building

16. Where do most werewolves live? In howllywood, California

17. Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin.

18. What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.

19. What are a ghost’s favorite rides at the fair? The scary-go-round and rollerghoster!

20. Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It raises their spirits.

21. What can you say about a horrible mummy joke? It Sphinx!

Bonus. Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”

“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”

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